The Movie Lists

The lists are simple.  I order movies seen in theatres by how much I enjoyed them. The top bolded section is above the "Threshold of Awesome", the bottom italicized section are the movies where I genuinely want my money/time back. I have no intention of explaining one over the other here.  If you want to discuss any of these decisions with me, wait until I'm published, then come talk to me at a signing ;P

Movie Rankings 2020
  1. The Gentlemen - Jan 24
  2. Birds of Prey - Feb 7
To See 2020
  1. The Rhythm Section - Jan 31
  2. Bloodshot - Feb 7
  3. Guns Akimbo - Feb 28
  4. Godzilla vs. Kong - Mar 13
  5. Mulan - Mar 27
  6. No Time To Die (Bond) - Apr 2
  7. Black Widow - May 1
  8. F&F 9 - May 22
  9. Artemis Fowl - May 29
  10. Wonder Woman 1984 - Jun 5
  11. Free Guy - Jul 3
  12. Tenet - Jul 17
  13. Morbius - Jul 31
  14. Infinite - Aug 7
  15. Bill & Ted Face the Music - Aug 21
  16. Monster Hunter - Sept 4
  17. Without Remorse - Sept 18
  18. The King's Man - Sept 18
  19. Last Night in Soho - Sept 18
  20. Venom 2 - Oct 2
  21. Death on the Nile - Oct 9
  22. The Eternals - Nov 6
  23. Dune - Dec 18
  24. West Side Story - Dec 18
  25. The French Dispatch - TBD

Movie Rankings 2019
  1. JoJo Rabbit
  2. Knives Out
  3. Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
  4. Spider-Man: Far From Home
  5. Avengers End Game
  6. Captain Marvel
  7. Rocketman
  8. Alita: Battle Angel
  9. John Wick 3
  10. Joker
  11. Detective Pikachu

Movie Rankings 2018
  1.  Black Panther
  2. Avengers: Infinity War
  3. Ant-Man and The Wasp
  4. Deadpool 2
  5. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  6. M:I 6 - Mission Impossible
  7. Ready Player One
  8. A Wrinkle in Time
  9. Pacific Rim Uprising
  10. Ocean's Eight

Movie Rankings 2017
  1. Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
  2. Logan
  3. Thor: Ragnarok
  4. Spider-Man: Homecoming
  5. Wonder Woman
  6. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2
  7. Baby Driver
  8. The Hitman's Bodyguard
  9. Atomic Blonde
  10. John Wick: Chapter 2
  11. Free Fire
  12. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
  13. Beauty and the Beast
  14. Lego Batman
  15. Blade Runner 2049
  16. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  17. The Fate of the Furious
  18. Ghost in the Shell
  19. Lego Ninjago
  20. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage

Movie Rankings: 2016
  1. Arrival
  2. Star Wars: Rogue One
  3. Deadpool
  4. Doctor Strange
  5. Captain America: Civil War
  6. Star Trek Tokyo Drift (Beyond)
  7. The Magnificent Seven
  8. Assassin's Creed
  9. Zootopia
  10. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
  11. X-Men: Apocalypse
  12. Now You See Me 2
  13. Suicide Squad
  14. The Legend of Tarzan
  15. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Movie Rankings: 2015
  1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  2. The Martian
  3. Kingsman: The Secret Service
  4. Mad Max: Fury Road
  5. Creed
  6. The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
  7. Ant-Man
  8. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
  9. Avengers: Age of Ultron
  10. Home
  11. Furious 7
  12. Cinderella
  13. Insurgent
  14. James Bond: Spectre
  15. Paper Towns
  16. Minions
  17. The Hateful Eight
  18. The Fantastic Four

Movie Rankings: 2014
  1. Guardian's of the Galaxy
  2. Big Hero 6
  3. Captain America: Winter Soldier
  4. Edge of Tomorrow
  5. X-Men: Days of Future Past
  6. Gone Girl
  7. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
  8. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
  9. Divergent
  10. Into the Woods
  11. Maleficent
  12. Godzilla
  13. How to Train Your Dragon 2
  14. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  15. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
  16. Winter's Tale
  17. John Wick
  18. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
  19. Mr. Peabody and Sherman
  20. Pompeii
  21. The Lego Movie

Movie Rankings: 2013
  1. Pacific Rim
  2. Star Trek Into Darkness
  3. Thor 2
  4. Warm Bodies
  5. The Place Beyond the Pines
  6. The Wolverine
  7. Frozen
  8. Elysium
  9. Despicable Me 2
  10. Riddick
  11. American Hustle
  12. Ender's Game
  13. Iron Man 3
  14. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
  15. A Good Day to Die Hard
  16. Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire
  17. Oblivion
  18. The Hobbit Part 2: The Desolation of Smaug
  19. Man of Steel
  20. G.I. Joe: Retaliation
  21. Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters

Movie Rankings: 2012
  1. Skyfall
  2. The Avengers
  3. Seven Psychopaths
  4. Brave
  5. Looper
  6. Dredd
  7. Django Unchained
  8. The Dark Knight Rises
  9. Total Recall
  10. The Hobbit
  11. Safe House
  12. The Bourne Legacy
  13. Puss in Boots
  14. Prometheus
  15. Paranorman
  16. The Hunger Games
  17. Underworld: Awakening
  18. Expendables 2

2 comments:

  1. All of this, and you left of this obvious upcoming gem:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2utrMwTyY

    For shame.

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    1. Coming in 2016... and just... no. The first one at least attempted to be theatre schlock.

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