The Movie Lists

The lists are simple.  I order movies seen in theatres by how much I enjoyed them. The top bolded section is above the "Threshold of Awesome", the bottom italicized section are the movies where I genuinely want my money/time back. I have no intention of explaining one over the other here.  If you want to discuss any of these decisions with me, wait until I'm published, then come talk to me at a signing ;P

Movie Rankings 2018
  1. Black Panther (Feb 16)
  2. Avengers: Infinity War (Apr 27)
  3. Ant-Man and The Wasp (Jul 06)
  4. Deadpool 2 (May 18)
  5. Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25)
  6. M:I 6 - Mission Impossible (Jul 27)
  7. Ready Player One (Mar 30)
  8. A Wrinkle in Time (Mar 08)
  9. Pacific Rim Uprising (Mar 23) 

To See 2018
  1. Den of Thieves (Jan 19)
  2. Kickboxer: Retaliation (Jan 26)
  3. Please Stand By (Jan 26)
  4. Annihilation (Feb 23)
  5. Mute (Feb 23)
  6. Red Sparrow (Mar 02)
  7. Tomb Raider (Mar 16)
  8. You Were Never Really Here (Apr 06)
  9. How to Talk to Girls at Parties (May 25)
  10. Ocean's Eight (Jun 08)
  11. The Incredibles 2 (Jun 15)
  12. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (Jun 22)
  13. The Darkest Minds (Aug 3)
  14. Kin (Aug 31)
  15. The Predator (Sept 14)
  16. Patient Zero
  17. Venom: Lethal Protector (Oct 05)
  18.  Bad Times At The El Royale (Oct 05)
  19. Bohemian Rhapsody (Nov 02)
  20. Prospect (Nov 02) 
  21. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald (Nov 16)
  22. Creed II (Nov 21)
  23. Robin Hood(ie) (Nov 21)
  24. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (Dec 14)
  25. Aquaman (Dec 21)
  26. The Flash (Dec 31)
  27. The Mortal Engines (Dec 31)
  28. Alita: Battle Angel (Feb 14)

Movie Rankings 2017
  1. Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
  2. Logan
  3. Thor: Ragnarok
  4. Spider-Man: Homecoming
  5. Wonder Woman
  6. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2
  7. Baby Driver
  8. The Hitman's Bodyguard
  9. Atomic Blonde
  10. John Wick: Chapter 2
  11. Free Fire
  12. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
  13. Beauty and the Beast
  14. Lego Batman
  15. Blade Runner 2049
  16. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  17. The Fate of the Furious
  18. Ghost in the Shell
  19. Lego Ninjago
  20. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage

Movie Rankings: 2016
  1. Arrival
  2. Star Wars: Rogue One
  3. Deadpool
  4. Doctor Strange
  5. Captain America: Civil War
  6. Star Trek Tokyo Drift (Beyond)
  7. The Magnificent Seven
  8. Assassin's Creed
  9. Zootopia
  10. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
  11. X-Men: Apocalypse
  12. Now You See Me 2
  13. Suicide Squad
  14. The Legend of Tarzan
  15. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Movie Rankings: 2015
  1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  2. The Martian
  3. Kingsman: The Secret Service
  4. Mad Max: Fury Road
  5. Creed
  6. The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
  7. Ant-Man
  8. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
  9. Avengers: Age of Ultron
  10. Home
  11. Furious 7
  12. Cinderella
  13. Insurgent
  14. James Bond: Spectre
  15. Paper Towns
  16. Minions
  17. The Hateful Eight
  18. The Fantastic Four

Movie Rankings: 2014
  1. Guardian's of the Galaxy
  2. Big Hero 6
  3. Captain America: Winter Soldier
  4. Edge of Tomorrow
  5. X-Men: Days of Future Past
  6. Gone Girl
  7. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
  8. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
  9. Divergent
  10. Into the Woods
  11. Maleficent
  12. Godzilla
  13. How to Train Your Dragon 2
  14. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  15. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
  16. Winter's Tale
  17. John Wick
  18. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
  19. Mr. Peabody and Sherman
  20. Pompeii
  21. The Lego Movie

Movie Rankings: 2013
  1. Pacific Rim
  2. Star Trek Into Darkness
  3. Thor 2
  4. Warm Bodies
  5. The Place Beyond the Pines
  6. The Wolverine
  7. Frozen
  8. Elysium
  9. Despicable Me 2
  10. Riddick
  11. American Hustle
  12. Ender's Game
  13. Iron Man 3
  14. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
  15. A Good Day to Die Hard
  16. Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire
  17. Oblivion
  18. The Hobbit Part 2: The Desolation of Smaug
  19. Man of Steel
  20. G.I. Joe: Retaliation
  21. Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters

Movie Rankings: 2012
  1. Skyfall
  2. The Avengers
  3. Seven Psychopaths
  4. Brave
  5. Looper
  6. Dredd
  7. Django Unchained
  8. The Dark Knight Rises
  9. Total Recall
  10. The Hobbit
  11. Safe House
  12. The Bourne Legacy
  13. Puss in Boots
  14. Prometheus
  15. Paranorman
  16. The Hunger Games
  17. Underworld: Awakening
  18. Expendables 2

2 comments:

  1. All of this, and you left of this obvious upcoming gem:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2utrMwTyY

    For shame.

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    1. Coming in 2016... and just... no. The first one at least attempted to be theatre schlock.

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